Zurichi

A cat who rejects his heritage, and/or is in denial of it.

Quit being a Zurichi! You're making your Uncle Nemo sad.

by ADFXOzymandias June 18, 2010

Zürich

It is a pretty nice city at the north-west end of the lake Zürich. It has good transportation, food, education, healthcare and a stable job market. The language spoken here is a dialect of high German called "Züritüütsch". Even some people from Germany have trouble understanding it :P

It is the birthplace of dadaism and the famous german scientist Albert Einstein was a graduate and professor at the ETH Zürich.

Currently 23,2% of the population is foreign. Mostly Germans, Italians and Serbs.

American dude: "So, do you have electricity Switzerland?"

Guy from Zürich: "Yeah. Where I live we get batteries once a month brought to us by a peasant riding a donkey"

American dude: "Really?"

Guy from Zürich: "..."

by RandomSwissDude May 11, 2010

Züricher

It's a word that a lot of German people say. But Swiss People can't hear that.

Please say in Future "Zürcher".

Statement for not-german guys:
a "zürcher" - or logical in High-German "Züricher"... - is a people who live or come from Zurich in Switzerland.

Swiss German: Ich bin än Zürcher.
High-German: Ich bin ein Zürcher.

Or "normally" in High-German:
Ich bin ein Züricher.

by hpsk April 26, 2010

Zurich

Largest Swiss city on the face of this planet.
Population is roughly 300,000 and has large foreign proportions (mostly Germans, Italian, American, British).
Average income's high and so is cost of living.
Beautiful lake, awesome climate. Nice women.
Terrific universities.

American dude: "Yo dawg. Where them Zurich at? Yo-diggy-dee-doo."
British dude: "Hello fella. The splendid city of Zurich is located by the Lake of Zurich and as you may notice lies in the German-speaking part of Switzerland. Interestingly, Switzerland has four lingual divisions, i.e. parts where French, German, Italian and Romansk are sp..."
American dude: "Yo what the dillio is you's tellings me dawg. Shut them mouth of yourz f00. I's them big dawg you feggin Brit. Yo. Dillio. Apple Pie. SUV. Mc D's dawg."

Swiss dude: "I cho es huara geile Poppeshaerli."
German dude: "What? I didn't get that. Speak German f00."

by DaSwissyFuzz August 27, 2006

Lake Zurich

The greatest town known to man kind. It is a known fact that if you know someone from Lake Zurich they will be the coolest person you have ever met in your life, unless of course you know another person from Lake Zurich.

Oh you are probably the coolest person I've ever met, you must be from Lake Zurich.

by LakeZurich April 16, 2009

Lake Zurich High School

Place where 100% of people lie about being drug-free. Located in Vape Zurich.

sam: hey where do you go to school?
franklin: vape zurich's very own Lake Zurich High School
sam: i see...

by squid lover August 10, 2016

Lake Zurich middle school north

The school where there are a lot of annoying rich white girls and guys. Hosting parties where people juul because they think it’s cool and try to buy one because they don’t care if they won’t be able to breath after the age of thirty. AirPods are as common as failing students because there are a lot. Doesn’t matter how much they suck South will always be worse. we are supposed to be great student because everyone expects the lake Zurich students to be. But really we just go to highschool to go to parties and get wasted.

Typical Lake Zurich middle school north student: “Hey did you see my AirPods I think I lost them.”
“Never mind it’s fine my dad will just buy me new ones again.”

by Lzmssisworsethannorth February 1, 2019