When she queefed during coitus, pouring a strange soss of silly puddy out of her mock talker I had to give her all my lira to purchase a new lyre for her orpheus.
by alicedrea August 08, 2005
A fully automated cryptocurrency trading platform
The only place where you can make money in your sleep with Bitcoin
The only place where you can make money in your sleep with Bitcoin
What is Zort you ask? It's the only place on the Internet where you can press a button and wake up with a lamborghini in your living room. It trades Crypto automatically. With the press of a button.
Make bitcoin. Not friends.
Make bitcoin. Not friends.
by Ron493 July 01, 2020
Rule 1 don't talk about zorting
Rule 2 DON'T TALK ABOUT ZORTING
Rule 3 unsafe quenching can lead to dangerous zorts
Rule 4 zorting with friends is the easiest way to have fun, besides minecraft
Rule 5 when you zort before you quench you have a problem
Rule 2 DON'T TALK ABOUT ZORTING
Rule 3 unsafe quenching can lead to dangerous zorts
Rule 4 zorting with friends is the easiest way to have fun, besides minecraft
Rule 5 when you zort before you quench you have a problem
Last night i quenched so much that I zorted all over
-Parker
Zorting after quenching is the best way to make friends.
-Parker
Zorting after quenching is the best way to make friends.
by Squishmasterflex May 31, 2011