Zootman

The man that sells the kush.

Bro number 1: Bro, I need some kush right now.
Bro number 2: Lets hit up the Zootman

by Chimmysauce March 26, 2009

ZooMass

A collection of the best partiers in New England. Also known as UMass Amherst. You really never understand the TRUE meaning of the phrase "We pregame harder than you party." until you've met the animals at the zoo!

"Yo dude, let's get the ZooCrew together and party it ZooMass style!"

by Paradise_Daze June 25, 2005

zoolander

zoolander is probably the greatest movie ever, starring ben stiller and owen wilson as two rival male models who have to save the prime minister of malasia from the evil fashion designer, Mugatu.

DEREK ZOOLANDER: Oh. I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizer I am.

MATILDA: A what?

DEREK: A eugoogalizer... one who speaks at funerals, or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly is?

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MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by nicoleyy April 10, 2006

zoobang

A party where people get zooted.(high, stoned, splowed or pick your own adjective for extreme inebriation)

can also be spelled Zoo-bang

Yo B!!!! I got fuked up at da ZOOBANG!!!!! WORD!!!

by DutchieBrother(retired) October 11, 2007

Zooming 20s

2020 was the beginning of a quarantined era of heightened video conferencing and physical distancing popularizing online group parties. Used daily for working remote, homeschooling, socializing, and dating. Most met up on Zoom, houseparty, hangout, etc.

What hat are you going to wear to the Zooming 20s party this Saturday?

The Zooming 20s was one of isolation yet the most connected to this world I've ever felt.

by Chattha March 20, 2020

zoolander

an awesome movie that some people cant appreciate.

Hey, Derek! I'm little Cletus!

by dizzz June 17, 2004

Derek Zoolander

A Male Model
3% Body Fat. 1% Brain Activity
Played by Ben Stiller (the funniest guy in the whole wide world!)
"There's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking."

See Zoolander or Ben Stiller

by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 26, 2005