ZOMAGE

A mash-up of the two leet-speak words ZOMG! and PWNAGE. Used to define situations that exceed the capacity of the aforementioned words. Literally impossible to achieve.

Zomage has no examples. A feat has never been completed which would earn the right to be dubbed to be zomage. But hypothetically it would be like when Chuck Norris had a baby with Bruce Lee (I know that can't happen, but thats how impossible Zomage is.) who Roundhouse kicked the Moon into Jupiter causing a second big bang. Yeah. That's zomage.

by GrayWarden August 14, 2010

zomgarrzXOzz

Expression of much shock.

Person: omfg, Matthew Lush dyed his hair blonde >.<
Me: zomgarrzXOzz.

by Omegaaaa. June 15, 2007

zomgage

Means "OMG" or Oh My Gosh. the Z came from a odd spelling error.
Tha "age" adds some stupid emphisis.

nerds1: HAHA N00b.
emodude666: ZOMGAGE!

by eleni is a mountain January 18, 2009

ZOMVGAG

Like OMVGAG, but with emphasis.

Did you see that alien kill that guy?
ZOMVGAG

Here's some money.
ZOMVGAG

by theratherlargeone October 30, 2011

zomara

A very nice and petite girl. Not very funny and very mean. Usually a bully. But zomara is the prettiest girl in the world! You can tell Zomara anything! Even though whe can be mean sometimes, she is one of the best people you will ever meet! You should get a zomara.

Guy1:"Look at that pretty girl! Who is that?"
Guy2:"That's zomara! The prettiest girl ever!"

by Woahwoah1919 May 29, 2022

Zomata

A Form of Updog

Used by many children and twitch streamers

You: "Taco Bell forgot my Zomata
Friend: "Whats Zomata"
You: Nothing much, whats the matter with you"

by MoreSackThanShaft September 25, 2023

Zoomagas

when you fart in a room full of people and leave in a zoom; the younger, classier sister of crop dust

That person farted and dipped. What a zoomagaser!

by icloggedthetoliet April 18, 2024