A mash-up of the two leet-speak words ZOMG! and PWNAGE. Used to define situations that exceed the capacity of the aforementioned words. Literally impossible to achieve.
Zomage has no examples. A feat has never been completed which would earn the right to be dubbed to be zomage. But hypothetically it would be like when Chuck Norris had a baby with Bruce Lee (I know that can't happen, but thats how impossible Zomage is.) who Roundhouse kicked the Moon into Jupiter causing a second big bang. Yeah. That's zomage.
by GrayWarden August 14, 2010
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Get the zomgarrzXOzz mug.Means "OMG" or Oh My Gosh. the Z came from a odd spelling error.
Tha "age" adds some stupid emphisis.
Tha "age" adds some stupid emphisis.
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Get the ZOMVGAG mug.A very nice and petite girl. Not very funny and very mean. Usually a bully. But zomara is the prettiest girl in the world! You can tell Zomara anything! Even though whe can be mean sometimes, she is one of the best people you will ever meet! You should get a zomara.
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You: Nothing much, whats the matter with you"
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