Zoidberging

The act of walking up to someone (preferably a woman or large man), holding your hands like claws and pinching their nipples. After this is accomplished the person then must scuttle away while shouting 'wobobobobob' alá Futurama's Dr. Zoidberg.
Mary: Oh hello Stan...WHAT THE! OWW! MY NIPPLES!
Stan: Wobobobobob!
Mary: Stop Zoidberging people Stan!
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Zoidberging

After obtaining a critical sunburn, taking off your shirt and running sideways across a room with great speed while making rediculous noises.
John started Zoidberging last night at rebeccas beach house. it was hillarious
by BigBuckProductions August 15, 2010
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Zoidberg

To insert ones face between a woman's two breasts and say:
"Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop". For best results, move head as if performing a motorboat
That was no motor boat.... that was a perfectly executed zoidberg.
by GIOS March 30, 2011
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Zoidberg

When you use a latex glove for a condom but leave the glove intact and let the remaining fingers dangle.
I was out of condoms, so I had to pull a zoidberg
by Hawkzombie August 10, 2011
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Zoidberging

When someone makes Dr. Zoidberg's signature sound effect out of context in order to get people to pay attention to them.
Christian: So Alex, what are you up to this weekend?
Ted: Wobobobobob!
Christian: Damn it Ted, stop zoidberging!
by Wombatish July 03, 2010
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Zoidberg

An extremely unattractive female sharing characteristics similar to that of the Futurama character: Lazy, disgusting and particularly glutenous.
The sound of her thighs rubbing together provides us with the much dreaded 'woop, woop, woop' noise.
I dont know if you heard, but your ex-girlfriend is a total zoidberg now!
by Fahad Haque February 21, 2009
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See the spunk shuffle

When a women keeps her leg closed and shuffles to the toilet to prevent spunk leaking out of her
His mum saw me doing the zoidberg last night, i couldent look at her in the morning

I had to d the spunk shuffle all the way down the hall last night.
by Jamie Foxall March 01, 2008
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