Zodiac signs 

Something that is determined by when you exit out of your mom's vagina (or belly in some cases) that some girls use to stereotype you or make up an excuse on why they committed 69420666133791021 war crimes in Ukraine.

Prosecutor: "Your honor, Miss Crystal has been charged with terrorism, arson, grand theft, mass murder, vehicular manslaughter, hate crimes, sexual assault, filing false reports, kidnapping, and attempted genocide."

Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"

Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."

Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*

Lesson: zodiac signs are bs

Zodiac signs by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022

zodiac signs 

zodiac signs are personality signs

there are 12 zodiac signs

i'm a cancer so i'm a water sign zodiac signs can tell your personality

i'm a virgo so my birthday is in september 16th - october 30th

zodiac signs by scfnjncjhnvcbhfvbdchdnfjb fhv December 20, 2021

zodiac signs 

depending on what month you are born, you are given a zodiac. while some use it regularly, others are more weird and obsessed about it.

Dave: ow, why did you hit me, tf?
Susan: oop, sorry I'm scorpio, we do that

Dave: no susan, you're just an asshole

Susan: but zodiac signs define a person's personality!
Dave: susan pls stop

zodiac signs by iluv_her_y November 28, 2021

Zodiac signs 

zodiac signs are fake and don't define who you are, they might be the fakest thing to hit this world other than the selected; covid-19, Kim K's body, casseroles, and oh ya zodiac signs. THEY ARE FAKE AS SHIT SO STOP THINKING THEY'RE REAL CAUSE THEY'RE NOT YOU CREEPY PEOPLE. Go watch some trailer park boys to get a grasp on real life

PERSON 1: Hey do you believe in zodiac signs because I do

PERSON 2: ya how about twinkle twinkle little fuck off with your star bullshit

Zodiac signs by Randy Lahey September 19, 2021

Zodiac Signs 

A dumb trend used by white hippies on tiktok to determine someone’s personality. Used by people who
Want to bring up their ego and inflat it some more.

Idiot 1: I’m a Capricorn. It said I’m going to be rich next year because of my hard work and ambition.

Smart guy: No your not. You sit in your parents house, watch porn. dumb fuck. Zodiac signs aren’t real.

Zodiac Signs by Bibi16 July 21, 2022

Zodiac signs 

Bullshit repeated over and over again by every astrology girl on planet Earth.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.

They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.

Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.

In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.

Astrology retard: I LOOOOVE zodiac signs!
Normal person: And here's the restraining order.

Zodiac signs by leo123456 December 9, 2023

Zodiac signs and astrology 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zodiac signs and astrology

Zodiac signs and astrology by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025