Zodiacs

A. A group of johns who turned traitor and destroyed the peace loving nation of johnanation
B. A bunch of Dirty pussies

Yur a Zodiac!!!

by 2 Dukes of JOHN July 04, 2003

Zodiacally

1. (Adj.) A term that is used to describe attributes of a certain Zodiac sign.

2. (Adj.) An adjective referring to a predetermined personality trait according to the Zodiac chart.

1. Serenity is Zodiacally challenged, to be crabby bitchy, beacuse she was born under Cancer!
2. It wasn't his fault, he's Zodiacally predisposed to be a sex addict as a Scorpio.

by Enlightened Serenity September 10, 2018

Zodiac

A zodiac is a smart, funny, cute, loving person who wants the absolute best for everyone around them. They always give up their time for the ones that they love and care for. A zodiac will make you go blind with their beauty. They are fierce lovers who are loyal to only one. They will always fight for what they care most about.

I’m In love with a zodiac:)

by The king 2119 January 09, 2019

zodiac killer

what ted cruz was as a young man.

ted cruz

Hey, did you hear that the zodiac killer is running for president?!

by tedcruzisthezodiackiller1324 May 15, 2016

Zodiac signs

The thing that people use as an excuse for being a burden on humanity.

Oh I’m sorry for punching you in the face, I’m **Aquarius

** 1 of the 12 zodiac signs

by Assassin203886 August 25, 2020

Zodiac Killer

Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.

"If I am elected Zodiac Killer, we will repeal every word of Obamacare"

by CLEGANEBOWL March 29, 2016

The Last Zodiac

Sometimes, I wonder if a soul can only reincarnate 12 lifetimes, and then the soul and memory will be faded and become ignorant again.

Being the last zodiac, I guess they have experienced a lot through previous lives.

You tend to see the childish side, the mature side, the loving side, the fiery side, the knowledge, the ignorance, the wise, the retardation, the enlightened, the silliness, the impatience, the patience, the cheesiness.

They seem to have a little bit of everything.

That is why I write those poems when I'm so in love or when I cry. I criticize when I'm mad. I fantansize when I'm dreamy. So, it's all me. Don't be surprise.

The last zodiac.

by Time Capsule💊 July 09, 2022