City in Northern Illinois. Suburb of Chicago in Lake County. Seminally bad. Not too ghetto. Has it's nice spots. Rival of North Chicago and Waukegan to the south. Racially diverse. Not oversaturated by one race like Waukegan with Hispanics and North Chicago with Blacks. Every north to south street has a name from the bible. East to West numbered. Founded as a religious city in the early 20th century. Exactly halfway between Chicago and Milwaukee. High school mascot is a Bee. A fucking bee! Warhawks!!! Also know as Z-town.
"Last Mother's Day a man murdered his daughter and her best friend at a park in the north part of Zion." -Sad but true.
by nogoboy October 29, 2005

by dearborn1 February 16, 2005

a women not man thank you very much who is sassy, dumb as hell, but still very witty SHE is awesome in every aspect and is very egotistical (yea I know but it's true) She is all around a good person and yes she is a she not a boy
"yo, Zion what's good
by Z is a real b December 17, 2018

handsome, is better than a man name dennis ,has a huge huge cock and it famous on ig ,his brother name is dawon
by zionlane June 2, 2017

man who has 2 or 3 girlfriends at once and has a very big cock but will get aids at 30years old hits brothers all the time.
gay at points.
gay at points.
zion is very very fucking weird
by Dr larry July 20, 2020

The most hottest guy you will meet in high school and maybe so hot were you would do anything to fuck him. He will most likely be black, but his personality can be many things from mad, sad, happy and in the mood for laughs or even sex.
by maddy_724 June 2, 2018

a male with a very very very large set of penis and balls. The coolest male you will ever meet. Very talented.
by The Incredible Chuck Norris July 9, 2009
