Zingers

Term used when somebody disrespects another person so badly that they should probably leave town and change their identity. The OG 1990 term for roasted, diss or burn (a clever/witty remark).

Liam: Yo Patrick, Sara doesn't just have bags under her eyes. She has LUGGAGE!
Patrick: Zingers!!!!
*Fistbumps Liam*
Sara: Aw man guys. Now I have to transfer schools and change my name to Shaniqua.

by Sheepherder37 August 2, 2018

Zander

The lord of all meatballs, God of earth, Also known as the almighty Pizza Commander

"i wish i was as cool as Zander"

by MyNameIsZanderBITCH June 15, 2018

Zander

Zander’s yeet random things across the room. That is why you stay away from them.

Person 1: did you see that Zander yeet that bottle across the room?
Person1: no I was in the toilet.

by YayALlama August 7, 2019

pardon my zinger

a fictional show in the simpsons, in which, it is assumed that people are insulted (zinged) for the entertainment of the audience

Smithers: Kent, I...I feel about as low as Madonna when she found out she missed Tailhook.
Kent: Oh.I'm going to say "Ouch" for Madonna!
Krusty: watching Hey! That's my Madonna gag. That guy stole mygag!
Mel: And you stole it from last Friday's episode of "Pardon My Zinger".
Krusty: Stole, made up, what's the difference?

by A Pitch To Johnny August 2, 2005

Manicured zinger

1. A well thought out witty comment.

2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.

Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.

by Nare September 20, 2015

Zander

Zander is a guy who will truly listen to you and care about you no matter what, he is the funniest and most charming guy ever, he will never fail to make you smile laugh and just over all feel good. He loves anyone who will actually care for him, he doesn't like fake bitches and will never talk to liars. Overall zander is a great freind and a even better boyfriend. I suggest you get your self a zander he also has a huge cock.

V- oml that guy is so nice to me, I wonder why he doesn't have a girlfriend
A- What! That's Zander, but I think he stays single to keep him self open
V- well I'm gonna try to fix that.

by Cupcake girl 184 May 6, 2017

Zoltar Zinger!

Zoltar Zinger:

A monumental laser-focused bitch-slapping zinger issued by Zoltar Speaks!, or a fellow traveler.

That reply from Zoltar Speaks! was a merciless gob-smacking and utterly devastating Zoltar Zinger!

by Cornelius Gotchberg January 22, 2019