Zilch

A word used to describe nothingness or an absence of something.

by brian April 27, 2004

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Zilched

(Adjective) When something or someone has experienced the act of Zilching, causing its quality or ‘awesomeness’ to increase exponentially.

Did you see Jane? She got seriously ZILCHED over summer!
Man, could smash a Slurpee ZILCHED right about now.

by Erol Nocaed July 03, 2013

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Hilary Clinton's chance of winning and the number of her supporters.

Sexist 1: Did you guys here that Hilary won the presidency?

Sexist 2: *vomits* Dude, sometimes jokes go to far.

Bill Clinton: Yeah, my puppet had zilch chance of winning since the beginning.

by Andrew Tayla February 25, 2008

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A single entity which single handedly supplies a anti-pimple cream oxident or corperation with 90% or more of of its profit

Spriggan needs to stop acting like a Zilch

by Teddy Roosevelt February 22, 2003

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/zɪltʃ-d/
Reduced to an empty condition or zero. Reputably known to be used when referring to or speaking of the condition of one's balls.

Past tense from:
"Zilch" /zɪltʃ/
Nothing, zero or nearly zero.

Guy 1 watching the balls: Wow, she really drained him dry, didn't she?
Guy 2 enjoying the experience: Yeah, he got his shit zilched!
Guy 3 thinks, therefore is: Well, what the hell am I doing here?

Antonyms: heavy, full, hanging low

by Naheel Marks January 28, 2025

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