Zebedeeing

To thumb fuck ones own japs eye wearing a zebedee wig. Once finished one must briskly remove thumb to create a loud pop!

Last night Tom F couldn’t help zebedeeing himself watching Eastenders.

by Stylesandmiles October 28, 2017

Zeyad

Ohh that guy. Theres no words to describe him. His too amazing and cool. Everyone thinks his too up himself but trust me when u get to know him. His da best guy living on Earth

Zeyad is my fav classmate

by Bobsammat June 2, 2017

Zeed

a very homophobic person whose goal is to rip your anal apart

Shit bruv, that man trailed me for 2 hours now. He might wanna zeed me.

by Bangbros554 September 17, 2021

Zeedep-skee

A guy with horrible luck in general, specifically with women. A zeedep-skee is only attracted to crazy women and lets these women walk all over him because he feels bad for them, but in the end, the Zeedep-skee is the one to be pitied.

When you want to see your girlfriend, but your car has broken down (random, bad luck problem) and she gets angry with you... and you apologize for your car breaking down...you're a Zeedep-skee.

by Fergrim May 30, 2004

zeedoostra

A unique way to pronounce the word, REDUCER, as in a gear reducer connected to a motor.

Imagine a two-way radio conversation between a maintenance worker and his supervisor:
"Greg, what is your location" ? "I'm near the Battery Shop,
by the zeedoostra" !

by Zooch June 19, 2008

zeed out

A state of body and mind achieved in the depths of a xanax binge. In this state the said person is pretty mellowed out, and usually has a hard time communicating.

Dude you need to chill out with those pills. Your hand is shaking, you can barely talk, you're fuckin zeed out man.

by O.G. LOC December 4, 2007

Zeyad

Zeyad is a really cool guy he's friends with everyone. He's one of the most funny people ever, weird at times but is really sweet, considering that all the ladies love him, he has a nice body too. Also one of the most athletic people you'll ever meet like basketball and volleyball, handsome, intelligent and sweet, zeyad is a well rounded man.

wow i wish i could be more of a zeyad.

by yolollol133 October 7, 2019