renee zellweger

Not your two cent actress, completely talented, nominated 3 times for an Academy Award and won one for her role as Ruby in Cold Mountain. She's gorgeous, she's unconventional, she's zesty. She did Kenny Chesney a favor. Recently claimed a spot on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (2005), well deserved.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Renee Zellweger.

by jxntothemax August 19, 2005

Renée Zellweger

An actress, married to Kenny Chesney, who has won an Oscar and three Golden Globes.

Renée Zellweger was in the musical, Chicago.

by Swarsfanatic May 14, 2005

Renée Zellweger

She's fantastic. The only woman not selling out in Hollywood.

The name is everybody's lips is...Roxy(Renée Zellweger).

by lola1 December 3, 2007

Zellweger

A Zellweger is a unit of time, defined as the average length of a Rene Zellweger marriage. This is approximately 3-6 weeks, but varies widely based on her recent exploits.

Wow, I can't wait for this semester to be over! There's only about a Zellweger left until break.

by Wrathskellar September 1, 2009

Renee Zellweger

A magic incantation that makes a giant, painful shit come out when you say it. If the pain of a dump is so heinous it makes you pull a face like Renee Zellweger, speaking her name is the only way to guarantee it's safe passage.

When spoken properly it sounds like this "RRRRRRRRRReneeezellwegAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH....."

Dude I just took the biggest shit, it was a full on Renee Zellweger.

by Mr. Cardboard January 27, 2012

renee zellweger

An actress from the movie Jerry McGuire that looks like she's made of marzipan.

"For those of you that don't know, marzipan is a waxy, candy-like substance that looks like it's made of Renee Zellweger"

by BLiNg529 January 18, 2010