zelching is when a bunch of homosexual sn0gang members collectively drain each other with buttplugs, anal beeds, dildos, etc. the action also need to have any novagang song playing in the background.
person 1 "hey man are you down for zelching tonight?"
person 2 "fuck no miss me with that gay shit pussy"
person 2 "fuck no miss me with that gay shit pussy"
by god save us March 23, 2024
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Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg
by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024
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