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zelazenhooch

Although not the same in nature, the afforementioned word is indeed related to a gutty zelaz.

You know you have experienced such a happening when you are encountered by a zelaz. Sometime during said encounter you are perhaps politely asked to go smoke blunts in a nearby forest. Unfortunately these promises of free weed only end in an bedeviled way: a zelaz, now wearing either a top hat or pilots hat, will suddenly shapeshift into gay lover mode. Now, with only you in a zelaz's sights, your unfortunate doom inevitably awaits you: fondlage or butt rape.
Man you wont believe what just happened to me. Some gay guy tried to rape me in the forest.. thankfully i got away with some free weed n bogies... goddamn zelazenhooch..
by db squirtin November 26, 2010
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Zeeta

Totally rad chick with an awesome sense of fashion and design! Completely trustworthy and sociable, you can talk to this girl for hours and never be bored! Always has a smile ready for you, and will help out when ever she can... This girl has a heart of gold and looks to match ;)
Who was that girl in the gorgeous outfit last night?", "Dah! Zeeta!
by zeeta-appreciation-society April 11, 2011
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Zela

Algerian Darja, it means a beautiful or a gorgeous chick.
Sam : have you seen jon's new girlfriend ?
Adam: no.
Sam: she's such a zela
by adlene.liver96 August 20, 2017
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Zeenat

A lady of great beauty, personality and presence. She has dazzling looks and influential personality.

Zee- Gods gift, or one of high status
Nat- Really hot chick, body to die 4
Damn, That girls a Zeenat

David: What gal you lookin 4
Andrew: I want a Zeenat
by Blockchoc June 7, 2011
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Zelal

Zelal’s are powerful and determined people they make there own rules and are born leaders . They aren’t afraid of anyone and will speak there thoughts out loud if it comes to an unfair situation ; they will win . Zelal’s are talented ,creative people they are fast learners and are good at anything if you doubt her she will prove you wrong they are dream chasers and stubborn people !! Zelal’s are also fast people they like to finish anything as soon as they set there mind on it they could be and look a bit lazy but don’t think that she can’t do anything ! They are usually attention seekers and like to be apart of something exiting and adventurous they usually end in does situations in life but they are up for it ! They are naturally crazy and sarcastic people they have a weird set of mind and act differently but they are mature in most situations or events well most of them haha . They don’t fail to impress others and have big achievements they have a great figure and usually are insecure of themselves but they are beautiful then what they think they are there own friends (: they could be a bit confusing but people around them are used to it and adore it !! And that’s what a Zelal is , it’s a unique name but it has many meanings to it and maybe many more (;
Person 1 - “ is that zelal I thought she wouldn’t come “

Person 2 - “ I am not surprised but I know that this party is gonna get wild “

Person 3- “ yup she bring the fun in here can’t wait “
by SakuraKisses June 8, 2020
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New Zealand nut sack

When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.
Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.
by Slimmy Meerkat December 3, 2013
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Zeelock

Zeelock, is like a god or very awesome person, Zeelock would be used as a god for a religion or used for jokes like Chuck Norris has his own jokes.
Thanks, Zeelock your awesome! or like
If Jesus can walk on water, then Zeelock can swim on land.
by lolzorzisnotfornerds March 3, 2009
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