zarf

To zarf something means to misrepresent or misunderstand something in a huge, embarrassing way. It's a neologism created by writer/performer M. C. Brennan, in affectionate reference to the character of Zarf on "All My Children". The antonym of grok.

Dude, when I said I liked metal, I meant Metallica, not Stryper. You totally Zarfed me.

by Adam MacLeish January 28, 2007

zarf

To barf and pee simultaneously. This usually happens after laughing your butt off.

"Haha that was a funny joke Bob!"
"I know, it made me zarf!"

by chickenfried September 9, 2012

zarf

Zarf is a term for an authorized hacking assault on a computer system, for purposes of testing the sytem defences. The useage is military and government. The term zarf was recently declassified, but not defined, by the American military.

The CIA autorized a zarf of the Pentagon invoicing system.

by Roy Thomas September 28, 2005

zarf

(verb) The feeling of having to pee and puke at the same time. This usually happens when you are laughing your butt off, or if you are really nervous.

I think I'm gonna zarf!!!

by yacawa November 3, 2012

Zarf

IPA: /zɑrf/ (z ar f)
Noun A term who's first documented English usage was in 1936.
It is a form of heat insulating device that goes over a cup filled with a warm substance (originally coffee) to protect the drinker from being burned. originally, zarfs were made of metal and could even have a handle on them.
This term came from the Arabic word زارف /zarifon/ meaning "an object used to carry something within."

Yo, homie, can you pass me a zarf? My hot chocolate is a proper sizzler, no cap.

by Red Will B July 12, 2022

Zarf

When a chick drinks a Zima then starts blowing you and you shove it so far down her throat that she comes all over your junk.

Dude, Michelle came over last night, and one thing led to another, she totally zarfed.

by Conordamus July 19, 2014

Leo Zarf

(noun) lovable, multilingual nerd with great potential once he overcomes his shyness; and one who does not know what is coming to him during the Ides of March
Under Zarf's intimidating shell of knowledge and lingual capabilities is a soft and caring boy that we all love.

Also destined to become a great youtuber

Leo Zarf is very great at _________; Here's why:

by DaSubscriberOfZarf January 4, 2022