of Jar-Jarian aptitude

When and action or statement is so ridiculously stupid or un needed.

When you get knifed in the back..5 times in a row on Black ops. It is a fail of jar-jarian aptitude

by that guy without pants on June 7, 2011

Naptitude

The degree of nappyness of ones hair. The naptitude is measured in Niggawatts (one may add a prefix to any measurement, i.e. kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc.).

Dylan: What's the naptitude of her hair?
Kevin: I'd say a couple kiloniggawatts.

by Dancing Band Everyone. January 12, 2009

Intuitive Aptitude

1.Intuitive aptitude is the ability to understand the structure and operation of complex systems without special education or training

2. Also the base ability of Sylar, in the NBC show Heroes.

Sylar examines Claire's brain and, through Intuitive Aptitude, learns her ability. Heroes - Series 3 Episode 1.

by The Starscrewer. March 3, 2009

Faptitude Test

A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.

Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"

Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"

by shannonbananon August 19, 2013

japtitude

The degree to which something is affiliated with or resembles Japan and its culture and people. Something with a high degree of japtitude would be very Japanese.

It comes from the word, "aptitude." And originated as a sort of pun between "Jap" and "aptitude."

"Anime, even if not made in Japan, has a very high degree of japtitude.

by Matthew Winnett August 1, 2007

zititude

A communicable disease among zit-prone, pre-sexual wannabees, showing off the $500 chrome-plated woofers that command all their trunk space.

I almost managed to doze off during the second movement of Beethoven's 6th, when suddenly I was *pounded* by some status-deprived, harmonically-challenged drive-by bobble-head with a serious case of zititude.

by acmetech June 8, 2007

Zattitude

Like a heroin addiction, but with zaxbys instead of heroin

Damn, he sold his house for zaxbys again. He must have zattitude.

by Physics1133 December 19, 2018