Zapka's Law

The Law of humanity that states that the more children you have, the less you will love them each individually.

Man: Oh man, Joe's family is so huge, his parents really dont love him that much! He's a victim of Zapka's Law.

by Zapka May 28, 2014

Zapdos

The most badass pokemon that ever lived. Is very hard to amuse.

Zapdos is one badass motherfucker.

by MunkumJ April 2, 2009

zaphod beeblebrox

One hoppy frood that really knows where his towels at. Quite possibley has the biggest ego in the universe, with very good reason, he is the most important thing in it. Parrelel Universe Two that is.

"If there is anything more important than my ego around I want it caught and shot imediately"

by Zac Beaumont April 24, 2004

zapoi

A Russian term for a period of time encompassed by drinking. A zapoi can be defined by the first action upon waking up- drinking. A proper zapoi lasts at least a week.

I need a zapoi to calm down.

by Lev2010 December 29, 2010

Zalko

1: a necessary party favor;
2: one who mingles;

"There's Zalko swirling the brandy in his glass again."

by mxisaac August 24, 2004

Zaphod Clause

Important precondition for attaining the role of chief of the executive wing of government, not least in the United States. More or less quote/unquote, "You can't become President with an entire brain." From the movie of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Al Gore and John Kerry almost made it, but they were both scuppered by the Zaphod Clause.

by Fearman August 31, 2007

ZAPOC

Z stands for Zombie. APOC stands for apocalypse. Z+APOC= ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

Dude! I just got my shotgun in preparation for the ZAPOC

by Dahman316 May 27, 2009