Zank

A mispronunciation of the word "Thank".

Zank you so much for your help

by Gee O Dee January 24, 2014

crank a zank

A term used to refer to a person who is extremely cranky, irratable, or grumpy. It can also be used to refer to someone who is a perpetual pessimist, or a constant downer.

Gertrude makes sure to get a lot of sleep at night so she isn't a crank a zank the following day.

by hd_sib November 30, 2006

Zank

A tall young handsome lad. Usually a Zank refers to someone still in high school. The word “Zank” actually goes way back to the 13th century, it is a meaning for “thank you”. Usually someone being called Zank is being thanked for being eye candy. The famous dance “stanky leg” actually came from the “Zanky Leg” in Greece.

Person 1: Wow, Ben over there is such a Zank.
Person 2: yea, he’s quite a eye catcher!

by Amasser April 16, 2020

zanked

mixing of preworkout and herbal supplements* to create a buzz like no other

"Yo dude I'm "zanked" out right now".
"Bro you tryna get zanked?"

by apartmentinatl February 16, 2025

Zank

Something to call somebody when the person cannot think logically or be reasonable.

Dude, you're a Zank right now.

Man, I can't believe I was friends with a Zank.

by FriesWorshipsSppokAsAJokeOther September 15, 2020

Zank

Someone that is hot short fast and never stops running

Wow you are such a Zank

by Zanktastic May 23, 2023

Zanking

The act of sexually assaulting someone that is the same gender as you. Mostly dick touching.

He zanking Michael in the sport shed

by z4nky69 May 28, 2025