Zank

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Hey bro I’m zank

by Detroids October 8, 2017

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crank a zank

A term used to refer to a person who is extremely cranky, irratable, or grumpy. It can also be used to refer to someone who is a perpetual pessimist, or a constant downer.

Gertrude makes sure to get a lot of sleep at night so she isn't a crank a zank the following day.

by hd_sib November 30, 2006

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Zanking

The act of a penis being caught in a trouser zip whilst masturbating.

Jimmy had to put it away in a hurry and got caught zanking.

by Cook371 September 17, 2014

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A tall young handsome lad. Usually a Zank refers to someone still in high school. The word “Zank” actually goes way back to the 13th century, it is a meaning for “thank you”. Usually someone being called Zank is being thanked for being eye candy. The famous dance “stanky leg” actually came from the “Zanky Leg” in Greece.

Person 1: Wow, Ben over there is such a Zank.
Person 2: yea, he’s quite a eye catcher!

by Amasser April 16, 2020

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