Buttering the Corn Cob

Male; to masturbate. See also Shining the Torpedo.

If I don't get any action on my date, I'll be buttering the corn cob later tonight.

by McFatty May 6, 2005

guttering

A prank you pull on automobiles. Involves stealing and placing off gutters, hence the term guttering. The result is a large noise. Usually done in smaller groups (3 to 6 humans). Done in the dark usually from 11 pm to 3 am. Preferably earlier because sometimes cars are hard to come by really late. This is the first definition for the subject so I'm assuming it is fairly unpopular.

The Steps of Guttering:
1. Steal a gutter off someones house.
2. Put gutter in the semi-busy street when you see no cars.
3. Run, and hide. Make sure it is a good spot just in case the car stops and the passengers pursue you.
4. Car hits the gutter and makes a loud noise. HAHA.

by TRIzzzo April 30, 2006

Buttering

Buttering is self serving behaviour.. In order to get your own way.

Stop buttering me up.

No worries... I can butter him/her up anytime.

by soulmate June 30, 2004

Floor Buttering

V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.

Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?

Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).

by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009

buttering my shorts

An expression used to refer to feeling so overwhelmed by the gayness of a situation.

This movie is so cheesy, I am buttering my shorts.

by zorro1237 June 3, 2009

buttering the doorknob

Adding unnecessary friction to a task

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users

by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018

buttering yourself

over complementing your self.

She keeps telling me how all the men are flirting with her. I told her "quit buttering yourself"

by stikki butter September 23, 2009