Your dick

A mythological being (few sightings) known for being small, soft, and is never hard, always gentle.

Your dick is so small, it is barely visible.
People with bad sight have a hard time finding your dick.

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wow bro, your dick is so small. I need a microscope to see that bitch

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Big dick randy: YOUR DICK IS TINY
Jeremy: ah shit you're right

Your Dick by PalistanBall December 29, 2024

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figure of speech meaning "none of your business"

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.

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A phrase used to express happiness for a friend’s good fortune, commonly used to refer to one’s success in sexual endeavors

Dude, I finally slept with Jessica.

Aw, man that’s great. Your dick is my dick bro.

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