yonks

a very long time, usually a number of years

"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
-Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon (Speak to Me)

by Chris September 18, 2005

Yonky

a person of dutch descent.

man that dude is so corny, he's gotta be a yonky.

by neb sicnarf January 21, 2008

yonks ago

From Dublin Ireland.

Something that happened ages ago or a long time ago

Did you see that the other day what he said ??

Yes I said the same thing yonks ago

by Jaybaly June 23, 2016

yonks

Many years. Ages.

I've been living in New York for yonks now

by Mark D Smith January 6, 2004

yonks

A long time - too long to contemplate!

The quote in Floyd is closer to this: 'I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, I've been over the edge for yonks; it's working with bands so long, I think - crikey!'

by AKJH December 25, 2007

yonky jas

The act of making hot monkey sex when you can't find anything else to do.

Yonky jas, be back in a couple hours.

This snow puts me in the mood for a little yonky jas.

by Luke Short January 29, 2005

Donkeys Yonks

A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks"

Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks"

Dude 2: Thats cos hes Nigel No Mates!!

by Shavvy April 23, 2009