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Yer mom! 

1. Slang for 'your mother'.
2. A lazy way to type 'your mom!'.
3. A trademarked phrase by Shady51.
Teh Spoon: So, Shady, what'd you do yesterday?
Shady: Yer mom!™ Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
Teh Spoon: *sobs*
Shady: You do that.
Yer mom! by Shady51 March 9, 2004

Yer mom gayer 

This is the ultimate response to the famous (almost invincible) insult you're mom gay, many scientist have developed this ingenious way to destroy your foe will to live.
Some 9 Year old kid: you leave me no choice...
Me: i'm ready... DO IT!!
Some 9 Year old kid: yer mom gay...
Me: Yer mom gayer
*The 9 year old kid dies horribly, while his soul is slowly sucked into hell and his body burns, whith his last breath he says: "well played..... well played..."*

yer mom's box 

Your mothers all encompassing glory.
I stumbled upon three hobos roasting what I was certain to be fish. At second glance I had to ask what the rather strangely formed chuck turning on the spit was. He ripped another gob up from the ground, smiled with entrancement and replied, "Yer mom's box, it's everywhere!".
yer mom's box by sittinready May 14, 2011

yer mom gay 

yer mom gay is self explanatory
my sister thinks it weird when I say yer mom gay and that she love my dic idk why
she's the weird one here..
ehe...

we did yer mom 

something to say at school when someone who was absent asks what we did yesterday.
dougal:hey what did we do yesterday?
Me:we did yer mom yeah she was pretty amazing i must say.
we did yer mom by ben derover October 27, 2007
Pronounced 'yer momma'

1:Slang for your and momma (mother) - usu. 'yo momma' followed by an exclamation point. Generally spoken by rednecks and other people from the southern American states. Known for its black origin, (yo momma), yer momma is mainly used as a somewhat humiliating defensive last resort during an argument. Often, the speaker uses yer momma immediatly after realizing he or she has lost (or is losing) an argument, thereby communicating to the listener that (the listener) has won the argument, and that the speaker isn't about to openly admit it. Once spoken, having been confirmed of their victory, the listener is to (hopefully) sympathetically change the subject or shut up altogether. This, however, almost always fails, resulting in an all-out verbal attack between both parties, targeting each other's momma, daddy, and sometimes granny, (who is generally referred to as being obscenely bald).

2. Something a redneck says to a child when referring to the child's mother.

3. A phrase used by a male, spoken repetitively to his wife and/or girlfriend over and over as a response to everything she says. It is usually brought on by the guy's sick, irresistable urge to drive her to the brink of insanity, thereby causing her to punch him in the arm.

4. A phrase that can be fun to add to sentences that, in the end, belittle and insult the listener's mother in a joking manner.
1) Person #2: "...and that's the PROOF RIGHT THERE that I win the argument!"
Speaker: "....well, YER MOMMA!"
Person #2: "Wotchoo say about my momma?! YO DADDY!"

2) Go tell yer momma ta' git me a beer.

3) Wife/girlfriend: "Stop it, damnit!"
Male: "Yer momma!"
Wife/girlfriend: "SHUT UP!"
Male: "Yer momma!"
Wife/girlfriend: "If you don't SHUT UP, your going to get it!"
Male: "Ooooooh! Yer momma!"
*Wife/girlfriend punches him in the arm*

4) Guy on XBox Live: "OH MY GOD, that was SO FREAKING AWESOME!"
Speaker: "Yeah, that's what yer momma was saying to me last night. Giggity giggity!"