A delusional perverted Canadian sexual predator who believes he is a female model despite being an unattractive portly male. Jessica (actually named Jonathan)is a self employed blogger who has pioneered earning an income by filing frivolous lawsuits alleging human rights violations against female estheticians who do not want to remove the pubic hair from his penis or testicles.
Yaniv’s other hobbies include entering womens bathrooms and locker rooms with fetishistic intent and blogging about his desire to help preteen girls insert tampons into their vaginas.
Yaniv’s other hobbies include entering womens bathrooms and locker rooms with fetishistic intent and blogging about his desire to help preteen girls insert tampons into their vaginas.
by BernieSandersEarHair May 23, 2019
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by Beaner Baby May 6, 2019
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by GettingHeaf January 15, 2017
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Get the Yanitza mug.The act of releasing semen reserve from the anus during anal sex. Also known as a YJ. Commonly refered to as Cumloading.
Man1: I was fucking this chick in the ass when suddenly she unloaded all this cum she had stored in her ass all over my dick.
Man2: You got a Yanik Job.
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by JackDavs October 14, 2018
Get the Yanik Job mug.A hispanich chick who's been hurt a lot who just wants to find some peace in life who doesn't like being played with she's very fragile and lovund and caring others hurt her but she doesn't want to hurt them back because she's to good for that she flies way too high to be shot down
Boy1: your beautiful I would definitely hit you up
Yanishka: thanks but no thanks I don't have time for little boys like you
Boy1: your beautiful I would definitely hit you up
Yanishka: thanks but no thanks I don't have time for little boys like you
by ewwwyou November 6, 2014
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