Yaffed it up

v. Yaffed (rhymes with laughed) use in place of fucked. Describes the general screwing up of something.
The word originates from the last name of an MIT professor who continually yaffes things up

n. yaffer: like a jack in the box, but is hideous and has two different ears. also can mean asshole

You are such a yaffer!

I yaffed it up

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, what am I looking at?"
"A yaffer"

go yaffe yourself

by yaffe lab July 6, 2006

Yarnfield

A place inhabited by ASBO's. Often confused for a place of vast violence when in fact there is none. Also home to one village shop. Chav land.

"Ey mate you goin down yarny later? It's thee shit!"

"Yarnfield ASBO's? Oh you mean a yob!"

by Geoff Binks May 1, 2006

yaffle daffle

A word of exclamation to be employed when one is socially obliged to say something but isn't sure if he or she should respond positively, negatively or neutrally. When one wants to show something is notable but lacks infomation on what attitude to form about it.

Husband: How was your day, honey?
Wife: It was pretty average.
Husband: Yaffle daffle.

by Honourmemberofyd May 11, 2009

yarf

To not only throw up, but to do it with a terrible yelling sound. If done properly yarfing will cause veins to pop out and eyes to water.

That swamp donkey just made me yarf all over the place!

by Yoda December 9, 2004

yaffe

To leave a task undone

"Why are there so many half full beers in my apartment"

"I dunno, some guy yaffe'd all of them"

by Mr.. G October 19, 2013

YAFFing

YAFFing, or, the act of writing You're a Fuckin' Faggot Dude or (YAFFD) is an acronym used in texting, usually when texting between two guys, that is usually a response to a male friend using an emoticon (smiley face or any other kind of face). YAFFD is intended to let the person know that you only tolerate broads who use that shit because they have vaginas and tits that they may one day expose to you.

YAFFING Example:

Steve (Texting Bill): dude, tonight we should totally go and see the new Judd Apatow movie
Bill: Sounds good. I'll call you when I get off work.
Steve: :o)
Bill: YAFFD
Steve: why'd you YAFF me?
Bill: because you sent me a gay clown face in your text. only girls who have nice big goobler tits are allowed to make those. Seeing as how you don't have the aforementioned goobler tits, I refuse to stand for your texts, as you are a faggot.

Steve: oh!

the only acceptable image for a man to draw in his texts using colons, brackets etc. is a penis. e.g. 8---)

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

Yaffle

Uncommon English name for the European Green Woodpecker, immatative of it's laugh-like call (technically urban, you get them in green areas of town)

Yaffle

by Bell July 26, 2003