Pronounced Ex-Bone; A term used to describe the new Xbox One in a derogatory fashion. In what can only be described as having a "boner" for the new xbox release, both fanboys and tech enthusiasts alike were heavily disappointed by the release information for the new console, as well as restrictions on gameplay and always on requirements. Deflating the "boner" as it were that the once excited crowd once had.
"Dude, you see the features on the Xbox One?"
"You mean the Xbone? Yea, makes me wanna go back to a PC"
"You mean the Xbone? Yea, makes me wanna go back to a PC"
by GobbaFoobaBoo June 7, 2013
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-Mate, that bird is reeeally cool. The thing is, she forgets stuff, she is a xtoner.
-Me, myself and I are xtoners too!
-Respect.
-Me, myself and I are xtoners too!
-Respect.
by Isindalin September 5, 2011
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Normal Human Being: Damn Xboneheads.
Normal Human Being: Damn Xboneheads.
by Crysh3ondo November 14, 2013
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People bitch about it now but will buy it anyway.
After the initial whine is gone sales will go on as usual.
Just another small step down the hill.
People bitch about it now but will buy it anyway.
After the initial whine is gone sales will go on as usual.
Just another small step down the hill.
by JangoJay June 16, 2013
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1. Hey you see that faggot sucking that dick over there ...he sure is an Xboner , aslo i think his dumb ass bought that terrible Xbone
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