Xfinity

another parallel universe where Comcast is the superior provider of television, phone, and Internet services; Comcast executives are highly regarded for their intelligence and keen ability to run a company; and ordinary people have no knowledge of just how much Comcast sucks

(Note: this is a fictional place that only exists in the imagination of the Comcast marketing department.)

Comcast executive (dreaming): "I love it here in Xfinity where I am the envy of all mankind and every day is even more Comcastic than the last!"

What do you get when you put lipstick on a pig? Xfinity.

by MeLoseBrainUhOh November 30, 2010

xfinity and virginity

Is the opposite of netflix and chill and involves you just hanging with your boo. ( None of that "you know what")

"Hey you wanna netflix and chill?" -Guy

"No, Im really xfinity and virginity kind of person."

by Nice Guy101 January 9, 2016

xfinity

The opposite of infinity. Or zero.

as include is the opposite of exclude, infinity is the opposite of xfinity.

by hastypete November 28, 2011

xfinity and loose your virginity

Similar to netflix and chill but watching xfinity instead

Person 1: are we gonna have sex tonight?
Person 2: Yeah babe, we're gonna xfinity and loose your virginity

by (not really) BILL NOETH September 13, 2016

xfinity and virginity

the same definition as netflix and chill.

Girl: richard and i did xfinity and virginity last night.

by style driver August 7, 2016

Xfinity cable

A giant scam the rips you off for TV when you can get it free by a TV antenna

I just paid the Xfinity cable bill now they want a extra $50 dallor fee

by urbanmeme May 12, 2018

xfintity

his name is julian ray soto he lives in florida he is the best in his school disticked and is crack at cod

and goes to galileo

he's like xfintity cracked

by jeff basos March 2, 2021