Xeet

A mixture of cum and shit

“Yo, I was banging this bad bitch, but the night got cut short ‘cause she got xeet all over my dick, it was nasty!”

by Unfunny July 24, 2023

Xeet

Ejaculate similar to the slang term for skeet

I xeeted to her photos lasted night

by CrazyHoboWithAChainsaw July 24, 2023

Xeet

A post made on X (previously known as Twitter)

I just xeeted this old photo of Hillary Clinton and it has 2000 rexeets

by Meditation Papi July 24, 2023

Xeet

Noun: A message sent on the X social networking service.

or

Verb: To send a message on the X social networking service.

A Xeet may contain photos, videos, GIFs, links, and text.

Did you see what Elon just Xeeted out? Absolutely ridiculous Xeet, what will this man think of next?

by SodaPopKid July 24, 2023

Xeet

(Verb), to Xeet, Xeeting, Xeeted. When someone jizzes on the back of your knee

I love to xeet on my boyfriend, the back of his knees look like glazed donuts!

by Brüzer July 25, 2023

Xeet

To tweet but updated to Xeet since Twitter is now X

Girl: Hey dude did you see AlexisSinnnn’s tweet?

Guy: nah but I saw her Xeet. She’s amazing

by awfulalexis December 22, 2023