Wyckoff

A kickass town, better than those snobby Franklin Lakes faggots. Need I say more?

Kid 1: I'm from franklin lakes

Kid 2: Wyckoff kicks your ass, faggot.

by wyckoffrulz May 7, 2009

Wyckoff

-The biggest joke in Bergen County
-Think they're wealthy but then remember that they are next to Franklin Lakes which completely shits on them
-Want to live in Franklin Lakes but can't afford it
-Leeches who can't afford to build they're own high school
-Too poor to pay the same amount of money for their kids to go to school
-They like to bitch a lot about everything. And I didn't think it was possible but they're cops are even BIGGER TOOLS than FL cops.
-Need to know their place

I always make sure to drive around Wyckoff and not through it. If I drive through it the value of my car might go down.

Teenager #1: Should we buy weed in Wyckoff or Franklin Lakes?
Teenager #2: Franklin Lakes you idiot. Wyckoff kids are scumbags and sell oregano and schwag.
Teenager #1: Sorry, I forgot.
Teenager #2: Don't let it happen again.

by IrishAssassin January 14, 2008

Wyckoff

the shittiest town in the middle of the shittiest state, New Jersey

guy 1: Where are you from?

guy 2: Wyckoff, New Jersey

guy 1: Im so sorry...

by doodlydeedoodlydum August 2, 2010

wyckoff

a very annoying boy who is 13 and is shorter than a kindergartener. He's rich and white and annoying as fuck. He has an ugly shade of blue for his eyes and a huge mouth. YOU NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP MICHEAL WYCKOFF!

Is he short, annoying and is he going to napa high school? if so, he's a wyckoff

by narusasushipperforlifewhatwhat February 7, 2015

Wyckoff wasted

Definition: When you wake up in someone else’s room butt ass naked after a gnarly night of boozin’.

Harrison: “dude I woke up in some guys room butt ass naked” Luke: “dude you got Wyckoff wasted”

by Hmendral August 7, 2021