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Willemstan

A small government formed by inside jokes between 3 friends and has evolved into a full blown cult and has successfully collected taxes, and created multiple fake identities to be used at their own disposal. All of the military officials and acronyms for government services form innapporpiate, vulgar, or stupid words. This country was originally founded at a middle school on a chromebook. Their principles combine the worst parts of communist, capitalist, and socialist ideals.

Acronyms:

WE-PP, the Willemstan Extremist Peoples’ Party
COC, Center of Commands and Operations (a dos prompt app)
WENIS, Willemstan Entertainment, News, and Informational Services, a pirate radio station
DIX, Direct Instructions Extension, a file extension for Willemstan DOS apps
And the non innapropiate ones: the Willemstan Depertment of Edupropaganda, and the Willemstan Industrial Union

Willemstan has made and distributed its own mix tapes, for $2.50

Willemstan has a 40 rank ranking system, a constitutuiln, a discord, a google classroom, and a lot of other exploited free internet services

Founded in Williamston, Michigan, in December 2017.
GLORY TO WILLEMSTAN
by Kewlree October 22, 2018
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Willem dafoe

Brilliant character actor with a chiseled face tailor made for portraying a villain.which he did in the 1985 movie "to live and die in la" with his portrayal of counterieter Eric Masters. He's well known for his portrayal of Sgt elias in 1987s "platoon"as well as his role in "the last temptation of christ"
Willem dafoe has had a long time affiliation with the 'wooster project' an off off broadway theater ensemble.
by 4realazitgits April 4, 2021
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Willemphobia

Willemphobia, the fear of the absolute unit that is willem, 99% is confirmed to have Willemphobia purely because he exists
"I have willemphobia"

"Same bro I cower in my boots every time I hear the word willem"
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Guy 1: hey we should go get some coffee
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Willem

His genitalia is so enormous that all the women come running whenever he walks into the room. He aslo closely resembles a walking anus. You might say his milkshake brings all the everyone to the yard.
Hey look at that guy! His bulge is so huge!

Oh yeah, that's Willem.
by WebsterAss9/11 July 13, 2017
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Willemijn

Wonderful Girl, always smells nice. Pulls off scarfs well.

Pronounced: Will-e-mine
Alternatively: Will-e-ma-jin
Guy: "Oh look it's Willemijn!"
Girl: "I wish I smelled as nice as she did."
Guy: "Me too."
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Wallem

Wallem is the scariest thing imaginable. He’s a ghost and a myth, an urban legend. His name is only whispered, no man dears to speak his name. If you’re alone with Wallem he’ll kill you with ease.

You can find this monster at wallemtunet, a really scary place, which once was the home of Wallem.

Just pray you’ll never run into Wallem at night at Wallemtunet. When it squeaks in the floorboards at Wallemtunet just run.
Wallem is so scary!
by Wallemlover April 10, 2020
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