wurzel 

soft in the head argricultural types

"you are a wurzel, a dirty wurzel, your only happy when making hay, your dads a scarecrow, your moms a nympho, she goes ooh ah ooh ah all day" - directed at football fans in or around the vicinity of yorkshire.

wurzel by matt knight May 25, 2005

Wurzel 

Unfortunately a nickname given to my fellow Saints fans and I by Portsmouth supporters. It derives from the fact that most of us speak with a west country accent and derive from farming stock.

We even have a song mocking our own accents:

I can't read and I can't write
But that don't really matter
I comes down from Southampton
And I can drive a tractor

Wurzel , scummer,country bumpkin,horse molester

Wurzel by Tijuana Tim September 14, 2007

Wurzel 

Rhyming slang: Wurzel Gummage, Dirty Rummage.

To approach of a woman you've just met from the rear, part her arse cheeks and donate a rim-job. This differs from the "Direct approach" where the woman lies back with her feet over her shoulders presenting her arse hole to the Rimmer, thus negating the need to rummage around looking for it.

Check her out! would you wurzel it?

Wurzel by XXXBOSC July 10, 2011

Wurzel 

A Wurzel is a Supporter of Southampton Football Club, It’s usually used in a derogatory sense by People from Portsmouth to describe Southampton Fans, People in Southampton are known as Wurzels due to speaking with The West Country Accent.

"Danny Ings is a Wurzel"

Wurzel by Paul Foxton July 26, 2021

Wurzel 

A wurzel A Well Known Popular Slang Term For Supporters Of Southampton FC and for people from Southampton is General.

Did You See That Group Of wurzels Today?

Wurzel by Dave Johnson Blue December 18, 2019

wurzel 

A wurzel Is A Slang Term For A Supporter Of Southampton Football Club, They Are Called This Because They Are Known to speak with a West Country Accent and Most of There fans come from Southampton's Large Middle Class Farming Community.

Did You See That wurzel From Southampton Today?

wurzel by Dave Johnson Blue December 18, 2019

Wurzel 

A Wurzel is slang for a Person from Southampton, a tiny West Country town in Hampshire near Dorset. the residents have a unique West Country accent which sets them apart from other nearby cities such as Portsmouth which is most Cockney

I met a Wurzel the other day and he said, "Ize fram Shirley i am, Ooh ar ooh ar"

Wurzel by Norn Iron Is Blue July 28, 2021