The optimum level of drunk reached after drinking wine.
Often achieved after hosting a dinner party for relatives where the only coping mechanism is drinking a shit ton of wine. Usually reached after breaking a wine glass after doing the dishes.
Often achieved after hosting a dinner party for relatives where the only coping mechanism is drinking a shit ton of wine. Usually reached after breaking a wine glass after doing the dishes.
by chi1ibizkit April 28, 2017
ADJ: A drunk-like state of intoxication induced by smoking weed constantly from the moment you wake up, smoking again the moment you reach sobriety. The collective comedown of all of your bakes will leave you wunk as fuck.
You may also act like a trashed white girl.
You may also act like a trashed white girl.
by HeretikMusic June 09, 2018
The combination of "wild" and "drunk". Similar to crunk. The idea is that you get so drunk that you have literally no control over anything you do, nor do you have any memory of doing these things.
"Man, last night I drank some forties, and for some reason I began to cry hysterically and decided to strip naked and spray-paint a dick on a cop car! What the fuck?!"
"Holy fuck dude, you must have been WUNK! How did you remember that?!"
"I never would have known if they hadn't told me this morning at the police station!"
"Holy fuck dude, you must have been WUNK! How did you remember that?!"
"I never would have known if they hadn't told me this morning at the police station!"
by UNT2012 May 10, 2009
by Cajun_Kid June 18, 2007
by Larry the Lazy dog August 19, 2015
To wunk is when two people have sex on an object. (Bed, table, chair, etc.) Upon reaching optimal velocity the noise being heard from the friction of the bodies moving the object is described as a wunk. Such as a bed squeaking or chair creaking, or when a table rocks across the floor.
They were going so hard at it, that the bed began to wunk.
After shagging so hard on the table, they began to hear it wunking.
She told her friend of the time a male hooker forced himself on her so hard the chair wunked.
After shagging so hard on the table, they began to hear it wunking.
She told her friend of the time a male hooker forced himself on her so hard the chair wunked.
by ShankmasterKita October 20, 2014
by BlockBusterNG July 20, 2020