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White Goodman

A character from the comedic film 'Dodgeball' played by Ben Stiller. He is the owner of Globo Gym, a chain of gymnasiums that he built from scrap(with the help of some inheritence money). He is the main rival of Peter LaFleur(Vince Vaughn) who owns another (much smaller and less successful) gym across the road. However Peter is a nice average guy(his gym's called Average Joe's!) whereas White is an egotistical, rude, inconsiderate and stupid man in need of psychological help.
That White Goodman deserves a smack in the mouth...and then some.

Whoa.. calm down remember he's just a character.

Oh yeah, sorry.

Quotes From the film 'Dodgeball'
White - Last I heard, my gym makes money. Yours doesn't. My gym's worth over $4 million. Your gym isn't worth four. I have shareholders. You haven't even got cup holders.
LaFleur - Why would i want cupholders.

White- I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.

White - Your "gym" is a skidmark on the underpants of society.

White - Cram it up your cramhole, La Fleur!

White - Here at Globo Gym we're better than you, and we know it.

Whote - Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought I was once.

White - We can help you turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every day, into a Franken-fine!
by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson August 15, 2006
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a White Goodman

The act of either 1. Masturbating to a pizza. or 2. using pizza to get off. Named for the Dodgeball character who was formerly fat and now formerly skinny. who at one point got off to a slice of pizza!
Dude is he probably going home to pull a white goodman
by Tater the Mater April 17, 2010
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white goods

Household appliances that are unaffordable to Blacks and Asians.
Sharise (African American Daughter aged 12)
Sarah (White America child aged 12)
Mummy (African American mother aged 35)

"Mummy why don't we have a fridge and washing machine and other white goods like my friend Sarah?" "Young Sharise, this is something I asked my mother when I was a child. It not not something I can explain to you, it is something you will learn as you grow up."
by racistonarockingchair October 6, 2011
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White goods

Blow or kenny that you’re gonna good at the rave party
No pills or trips yet mate, just solid white goods for now. Gonna go at it like Mike Dyson for now innit
by Fun Fun 303 June 10, 2022
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Black and white do-gooder

An individual who sees stuff in only black and white (or right and wrong) never in between . These individuals kiss up to all that's right but be judgemental to all that is the slightest bit wrong .
Exposed someone's private message on facebook yet covered up the name and pic? A black and white do-gooder will judge you for it and make false assumptions about your motives.
by Boho grunge woman August 21, 2015
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Neon White and Goodnight

When your about to go to bed but decide to masturbate first!
by 14DHoff November 30, 2011
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