Wielding Bitches

To hold or use a multitude of large variety of thots

Yo I heard Jamarion was wielding bitches.
That guy wields mad bitches.

by TrapPrince February 25, 2018

Niggular Wireless

1. A subsidiary of now-defunct Cingular Wireless. It had no credit checks was completely prepaid, especially for poor creditless niggers.

I'm gonna get myself a new phone a Niggular Wireless.

by shdwsclan August 2, 2009

wireless crapability

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

by arkinese June 8, 2014

wireline shack

A place at work where people go to have sex

Did you see the boy head into the wireline shack with that IT girl?

by Belgraviadan March 14, 2015

Wieland

One of the most handsomest people on earth. Once you date him, you will never want to break up with him. He has an amazing sense of humor and he just treats everyone well. Once he hugs you, you will want to always make him hug you!

Did you see Wieland? He is amazing!!

by Star_Games October 7, 2016

Rogers Wireless Kids

The group of annoying kids you see on TV for Rogers enacting scenes of teen drama and acting all cute. Their adds are aimed at a large audience of youngsters as they represent a perfectly homogeneous mix, complete with the good-looking girl, not as good-looking girl, boyish guy with haircut, other boy and non-caucasian boy.

<Guy 1> Hey, I just signed up for UrbanDictinary.com strictly to playa hate the My 5 kids.
<Guy 2> Oh, the Rogers Wireless Kids? I can't stand those feeble little prepsters.

by J_Dilla January 16, 2008

Skunk Wieler

The act of placing ones buttocks on anothers face, so that each cheek is resting on each eyelid. The person then fires bursts of anal juices into the face of the victim/participant.

Fucking hell, my eyes are red.. I totally got a Skunk Wieler last night!

by Reezy:) December 20, 2010