To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)
by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013
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Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?
David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.
David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.
by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020
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Get the wank bollocks mug.A wank with a Johnny on. The kind of wank you treat yourself to have, you don't have it everyday because its the 'royal' treatment.
Adapted from the inbetweeners - Neil, if the pressures ever to much you can borrow one of my johnnys and have a wank royal. A what? You know a wank royal, a wank with a johnny on.
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Get the Wanked Off For a Quid mug.WANKARM - the sort of man, not just using his right wrist to enter DESPUNK mode, BUT, you could imagine his use of his whole arm to DESPUNK fast.
He's NOT too busy to get this catalogue out in time - he's just an "autowanker" a WANKARM with too much spare time.
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