wowzers

wowzers means your so dumb that you lick a pole and say wow that popsicle tasted amazing

WOWZERS has no sentence

by KittyLover #1 Middy Kitty November 13, 2016

wowzers

a term of shock and disbelief. usually said in a nerd, geeky voice.

syn: woah

Lucy: I got a new graphing calculator today!
Marvin: WOWZERS!! Can I take a looksie?

by Taz M.D. May 2, 2009

wowzers

An expression meaning "WOW!"...wowzers. :D

Wowzers look at her new haircut. it's just so gosh darn wowzers!

by your mom's mom WAT? foo. July 1, 2009

wowzers

wowzers is a gay word, used by gay people in Florida.

Justin says Wowzers because he is gay

by WhyTry December 26, 2004

wowzers!

Means the same thing as wow but with more "oomph" & enthusiasm.

"You're going out with Monica tonight? Wowzers! Dean-o!! Props buddy - hope ya seal tha deal!"

by wavyg July 17, 2014

Wowzer

Derivative of "Wow!"

Used by Inspector Gadget.

"You slept for fourteen hours straight?!?! WOWZER!!"

by MPCusack January 4, 2004

Wowzers

The act of consuming copious amounts of beer and then some mushrooms.

Side effects include saying “WOWWW!” over and over while you melt away.

Uncontrollable laughing is also a common side effect.
For the greatest experience, experts recommend watching The Matrix Reloaded.

Next time we do wowzers, we are going to watch the whole Matrix series.

by TheBigZamboni October 16, 2018