Worthless Turd 

A piece of feces holding no tangible value.

"Are you going to take that poop out of the toilet?"
"No, it is a worthless turd."

"Hey Aiden, Are you going to take that poop out of the toilet?"
"No, Guadalupe, it is a worthless turd."

Worthless Turd by Mr. Emery April 23, 2015

Worthered

The act of having sex with a person much older in age, who then hands you a delicious candy treat afterwards but scolds you for using bad grammar during the act.

Although he enjoyed the candy afterwards, the dark memory of being worthered by an older woman will haunt him forever.

Worthered by tri_dude March 20, 2010

net-worthless 

adj. - 1) lacking a single asset, broke, -ness, the condition of being net-worthless 2) lacking the ability to build value

A recent balance and audit of the books and estate show us to be net-worthless.

net-worthless by The Emperor, of course July 25, 2009

worthless 

magikarp

magikarp is one of the most worthless pokemon. it's only purpose is to evolve into gyrados.

worthless by THE AMERICANS September 4, 2009

Worthless Friend 

A friend that pretty much you can do without. Usually labeled as a friend but does nothing for you except waste your time doing bullshit, trying to get ahead of you and just bringing you down in life. If you have friends like this, you will most likely become a loser in life. I had a friend like this but recently stopped talking to him. Now my life is 100% better.

you know who you are...

I hate worthless friends

Worthless Friend by he knows who he is May 27, 2011

worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot 

Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.

worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot by PFesser April 19, 2018

worthless women 

Worthless Women are self centered and end up alone in their lives.
They are very dependent on their parents for everything. From making decisions to constantly trying to please them, for fear of rejection.
These type women should not have children...

Worthless women are either not working or is working from 8 to 5. If they are working they value their jobs more then life itself. They carry the fear of being fired. Very critical towards themselves and others. And deceitful with those around them.

worthless women by survivor August 7, 2006