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working

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.
"No, I can't come to the party tonight. I'm working late."
by KonaKenny August 3, 2008
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.exe has stopped working

Often used after a name when someone says/does something SUPER embarrassing or just SO STUPID you can't comprehend it.

Also used on funny pictures of people or animals looking super confused or doing something they normally wouldn't do, like they glitched.
human.exe has stopped working
by XxSil March 17, 2017
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single working mother

A common scapegoat for African-American-Italian males to justify being capable of sewing and buying designer clothing and sunglasses all while pretending to be broke.
Ben: Hey dude, you sew really well and have $300 designer sunglasses and a bottle of Gray Goose . Are you a fag or somethin?
Chris: I have a single working mother!
by ourfavouritegame March 23, 2010
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Working the room

1) The words and actions of a socially talented person, often a salesman or aspiring actor/producer/pick-up artist, as he bounces from group to group at a particular event. Public speakers are capable of working the room without leaving the stage.

2) The seduction of an entire room of men by an attractive woman, often with the intent of sales or self-promotion.
Goofus was a wallflower all night, while Gallant was working the room.
by ATexan November 23, 2009
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working hard or hardly working

Funny play on words used by successful management types. Can be combined with finger guns for the ultimate combo.
Supervisor: Hey Joe! Working hard or hardly working? Hahahaha.

Joe: Hahahahaha! You're the best boss ever!
by dunderscott January 4, 2010
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working from home

A euphemism popular in the corporate world, signifying a person who spends the day furiously masturbating, pausing only occasionally to answer emails as quickly as possible to convince colleagues he/she is in fact hard at work on company matters.
Email autoreply:
'I'm working from home today, please direct any queries/calls to my colleagues. And don't call my mobile, I might be on the vinegar strokes then...'
by PatrickAntonis May 28, 2006
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Working it up

To manually arouse oneself, usually in the shower; a precurser to masturbation
JB: Brian, did I just walk in on you jacking off in the goddamn shower?

Brian: Nah dude, you're overreacting. I was just working it up.
by herdfan1128 May 25, 2015
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