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world of warcraft

The most highly addictive game ever played. It will consume your soul and poison your water supply.
by Zelnar (WoW Name) September 14, 2005
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world of warcraft

Sex, career, friends, money and power. All
of these things are just distractions trying to pull you away from World of Warcraft
by Barkley Wite April 5, 2005
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Warcraft III

One of the most popular RTS(real time stratagy) games played online. In this game you play as the Orcish Horde, Nightelf, human alliance, or Undead. Has a great campain mode also.
Im gonna log onto warcraft and pwn some noob ass.
by mike b June 11, 2005
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World Of Warcraft Disorder

A severe mental disorder that is virtually incurable. It's extremely contagious. If a close friend or family member has WOWD, get them help as soon as you can. It's transmitted through online interaction and/or real life social contact. Word of mouth is thought to be another means of contraction, but this has not been proven as of yet. There are many symptoms of WOWD:
-Loss of friends, money, job, etc.
-Low care for hygiene, pimples, bad teeth.
-Development of the ability to live on only milk and human excrement
-Deterioration of the brain
-and/or vomiting, headaches, and death.

There is one upside to WOWD, however: Most WOW users do not do drugs, but instead fap. The reason for this is unknown, but it is thought to occur because of the player's inability to leave the chair because of the skin's fusing to the leather.
Joe spent 3 years in his room with only 3 gallons of milk and a windows '96. Upon being found living, he was diagnosed with a very mild case of World Of Warcraft Disorder. His face was found to be full of WOWD - born pimples, but the doctors had seen much worse.
by WOWD Killed my friend January 16, 2011
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whorecraft

The funniest porn I have ever heard of. It supposedly circles around that plot of that game World of Warcraft, so no doubt it will get all those pale shut-ins out there off in their spare time between pwning all the n00bs they can find.
Billy-"Did you here about the newest Whorecraft!!! A wood elf gets double teamed by an undead and a troll!!!"

Frank-I am never speaking to you again.
by blufire March 6, 2007
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World of Warcraft Noob

A kid that plays the MMORPG known as "World of Warcraft", also known as "WoW". World of Warcraft Noobs will usually go around bashing other MMORPG's and saying WoW is better.

Usually, when someone says they don't want to pay $15 a month for an online game, a "World of Warcraft Noob" will usually reply with something like, "thats jus becuz u cnt aford it".
This isn't talking about ALL World of Warcraft players, only the ones who bash other MMORPG's.
-This takes place on a YouTube video about RuneScape gameplay-
RuneScape Player 1: "Wow, that quest took me forever to finish!"
RuneScape Player 2: "It wasn't that hard, it took me like an hour."
World of Warcraft Noob: "wtf runescape sux, play wow its much better, it has 3d graphics!"
RuneScape Player 1: We don't wanna pay $15 a month for an online game, please leave"
World of Warcraft Noob: wll thats cuz u cnt aford it! u poor hobo!

No, I am not a RuneScape player by the way, just used it as an example...
by -Please Insert Name Here- July 12, 2009
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Make love, not warcraft

An episode of south park which the kids try to stop a player on warcraft who is killing everbody and they kill boars for alot of weeks.
by James Bray October 7, 2006
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