woozle wuzzle

Complete randomness intended to make someone laugh.

First uttered by Bart in a 'classic' Simpsons episode 1F11 Bart Gets Famous.

Commonly used now to introduce oneself, change the subject, fill in dead air, or mess with people to get reactions.

Acceptably used at any moment in any situation one would like.

Woozle wuzzle!

Woozle wuzzle?

Woozle wuzzle.

by JewishMofo January 20, 2011

Woozlewee

An island on the sea near Little Rock, Zoneinia. It has a record population of rats and it's economy is driven by collectible street signs. One of the most famous pirates in the history of the world, Captain League Leggs, discovered this island long ago in the Spring of 1658. Legend has it that whoever makes it to this place is rewarded with a goldmine full of books, guns, and roadkill. But to earn these wonderful gifts you must first choke a million Beaucerons.

Woozlewee is nice this time of year.

by gofishgo June 4, 2007

Woozle

When you blow up a ziplock bag with air, zip it up, and proceed to hit your friend in the head with enough force to pop the bag.

haha dude go woozle Frank... hes sitting right there!

by bakesale123 September 29, 2009

Woogled

Where a person makes a movement with wobbling and moving sideways.

"Lisa woogled to and fro, nearly falling down the stairs."

by Kaytiehh June 20, 2009

Woozle

1. A furry fuzzy-headed cute flop-eared animal of sorts. Most oftentimes is bad (but in a good way) and always has a wittle twinkle in its eye.

2. Also, can be used when addressing a person that is really cute but mischievious and a punk ass.

You're the cutest wittle woozle ever! or

Stop being such a woozlehead!

by woozlehead July 7, 2009

Wooled

To receive a one sided beatdown, normally in a form of competition.

Joe: Hey man, did you see the Maple Leafs game last night?

John: No, but I heard they got wooled.

Joe: Yeah, they lost 7-0, it was pathetic.

by Woolosaurus November 15, 2011

woozle

a long eared mother fuckin creature from the land before time. eats lots of carrots and premature children. rapes young deer and has sexual fetish encounters with silly putty.

the woozle made a friendly approach to the 4 year old transvestite while munchin a cock

by mugwump99 April 21, 2008