A mythical creature, a close resemblence to a detached penis and ball sack, with eightt legs, first originated in an old southern folktale, in which this creature killed chickens at the command of a farmer who found it in a box, in the end, the farmer accidentally orders to kill himself

Farmer Brown's wife said, "get rid of that thing! its killed off our livestock!

Farmer Brown replied "No, you dont understand!"

His wife told him "Then fuck you!"

Unfortunatly he agreed "Fine then fuck me!"

The wooleybooger responded to his command by fucking him in the ass until he died. Tragic end.

Wooleybooger by BigWoody February 17, 2007

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Wooleybooger

A term used when refering to a man who is unkept and usually had long hair, a rough beard. Often assoiciated with shady characters or someone you should beware.

Achenaar, Saavedro, bigfoot, Dan Haggerty on a bad day.

Wooleybooger by linkerjpatrick December 28, 2003

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Wooleybooger

An animal that looks extremely cute OR extremely funny.

Look at that basset hound! It's a wooleybooger!

"Wooleybooger!" said B, "You're such a cute husky..."

Wooleybooger by Sugar_Drawers February 14, 2010

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Woolyboogers

The balls of lint that gather on sweater, socks, and other things made of cotton.

When she took her clothes out of the dryer her sweater was covered in woolyboogers.

Woolyboogers by cookiefish January 23, 2017

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