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Woodle can be used in substitute for just about any word, and is a common word among Trollers and Meme geeks. It is said that when Long cat and Ceiling cat created Earth, they merely said one word; Woodle. In Japan it is pronounced (oo-dor-OO), but the meaning is unknown. The word first appeared around the time of 894 B.C, and has been used ever since as a threat, a compliment, and a simple substitute for anything unnecessary.
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Get those Woodles away from me; Tasty ramen Woodles;
Let there be Woodles; How many Woodles are in there?; You're a Woodler, you know that?; How the hell did a Woodle get in here?
Woodle by MischiefMoxie June 14, 2011
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A wenis. And no, I don't mean your elbow.

To "do" someone. (see screw)

A disturbing nickname you can create for someone, let's say someone named Bob.
"John's woodle is the size of a nickel, damnit."

"I woodled a muffin once."

Sam: "What's going down, woodlebob?"
Bob: ... :(
Woodle by Kailie December 5, 2004
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woodle by nick April 29, 2004
A really really cute lil man that can’t be described as anything other than just really cute and fluffy and adorable
The president of Ireland is just so cute, he’s such a woodle.
woodle by meggielouu November 16, 2022
A breed of dog between a Wolf and a Labradoodle (Labrador Retriever and a Poodle).
I love my Woodles. They are a cross between a Wolf and a Full Blooded Labradoodle (A Full Blooded Labrador Retriever and a Full Blooded Poodle).
Woodle by theBlackSheep January 20, 2024
A dog bred, created by me the Black Sheep, between a Wolf and a full blooded Labradoodle.
I love my Woodle. She’s a mix of Wolf and full blooded Labradoodle. She’s so big and smart.
Woodle by theBlackSheep January 21, 2024

woodle-goo 

Slang for “goodbye,” akin to toodle-loo. However, this more emphatic expression implies a need to terminate unending lingual volley that results from the craving to continue communication due to fierce intellectual, emotional, and physical attraction.
“Oh, wow! I think we have been saying goodbye for an hour now. I miss you beyond words. Woodle-goo, my love. Smuv you forever.”
woodle-goo by Hug’n February 4, 2022