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Woodruff = Forest Ranger

These creatures are rather rare, if you find one you are lucky! They are one of the most gallent, friendly, fun, and chill creatures on this planet. They have many aquainteces, but few have the honor of truely getting to know it. While friendly, they are very private, (most go by an alias name, ie, Woody) and have been known to get hostile if someone is too nosey.
person 1) That dude is awesome! He is down to earth and really chill... Who is he?

person 2) Oh, thats Woody. I mean Woodruff. And yes, he is awesome.
by ~ kitsune ~ December 5, 2011
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Very hott lead singer in the band Hawthorne Heights. Hawthorne Heights has been called emo, scremo bunches of other stuff. They do scream. -Casey Calvert is the screemer- But, that stuff's beside the point, JT Woodruff is beautiful <3 He has long blackish hair and brown eyes. He's married... -to Niki Niki FM- Oh ya, he plays gituar too. <33
JT Woodruff in song Wake Up Call

Wake me up,
From this nightmare,
Wake me up I know that I
Am drowning
In,
The blood from a pitch-black heart
by Alexandra<3 June 14, 2006
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woodard

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(n), one who has Swiss block cheese titties. May be transparent in nature, showing many veins. Particularly nasty to look at or be flashed. CAUTION - nauseating nipples.
Gosh, Ashley has such woodard titties.
by Andrew Bresnock January 14, 2008
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a family of imbrednecks who drive geo storms.
The Woodard's just ate my pet rat.
Look at them there Woodard's, they done mulitplied again.
by matthius July 30, 2008
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Woodard

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Someone that gets obnoxiously drunk and then proceeds to do all kinds of stupid shit. Including but not limited to pretending to throw up on people. Using whiskey as hair gel. Falling into pregnant women. Trying to suck on your girlfriend's toes.

Stay away from Woodards. They are dangerous and should not spread their seed on this planet any further.
Did you see Woodard? He is acting like a tard tonight.

If we go out tonight don't let me get wasted and pull a woodard.

That guy has only had like two drinks and he is already acting like woodard.

Woodard likes to make girls squirt... well fat ones at least.
by doctordray January 13, 2010
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Woodruff

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Woodruff - A name which is given to faggots.
His name should be Woodruff, not Jeff.
by Hordey July 31, 2017
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dirty woodruff

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A sexual act that consists of placing your index and middle fingers into the nose of the victim and dry dogging thier asshole until climax. After your baby gravy has been deposited quickly remove your fingers from the nostrals and kick the victim soundly in the abdomen. Usually resulting in a violent explosive mixture of the two people's bodily fluids
Dude she let me tie her up and give her the Dirty Woodruff
by Filthycaptianwooy December 4, 2018
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