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wood pusher

What a fruit booter says when he is out of insults, cuz their gay.
fruit booter: (oh crap im out of insults)...you wood pusher.
Skater: (hes out of insults ill just skate away before he cries)
by DrunkenPriest June 1, 2004
mugGet the wood pushermug.

wood pusher

dumb skaters who dont have a life
oh look at that dumb asz skating & wtf is the point of flipping a piece of fucking wood around your feet! dumb wood pusher
by lokz April 26, 2010
mugGet the wood pushermug.

wood-pusher

A chess term for one who only knows how the pieces move. They do not know any strategy behind these moves.

Relevance: Back in the day, chess pieces were made of wood. To be called a wood-pusher is an insult. It means you know only how the pieces move, and no strategy towards the game of chess at all.
Person 1: Dude, do you really want to play me at chess?

Person 2: Yeah I'm really good!

(Person 1 defeats Person 2 easily, without even having to think.)

Person 1: Man, despite all that yang talk, you're just another wood-pusher.
by ChessWizard June 14, 2010
mugGet the wood-pushermug.

Wood pusher

term developed by aggressive in-liners to get back at skaters because they hate on everything and everyone
That fuckin' wood pusher thinks he's all bad because the only thing they can do is flip a piece of shit around with their feet.
by Anonymous September 25, 2003
mugGet the Wood pushermug.

wood pushers

annoying wanna b skateboarders, usually around 11 to 13 having very distinct squeeky voices and townie like attitudes. these children infest an congest local skateparks making it impossible for people who actual try and take part in extreme sports to practise. given the name wood pushers because they only push their wood (skateboards) around.
by his ex-friend September 1, 2003
mugGet the wood pushersmug.

Wood Pusher

Guy: Wood Pushers Rock!
Girl: YEAH I BE GOOD WOOD PUSHER!
Guy: Shut up Poser >\
by Taco April 17, 2004
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