womble

idiot, dolt or fool, a person that wastes other people's time by endless waffling about one thing or another.Someone that interrupts a constructive conversation with a piece of irrelevant or unrelated information, often a personal story or anecdote, that doesn't apply at all. In the work environment this person is generally over paid and always under delivers due to their tendency to waste their own and everyone else's time.

That person is a fucking womble.

I wish they would stop wombling and get on with it.

Dont include them in the meeting if they are just going to womble on and on about complete bullshit

by Student72 July 10, 2019

cock wombler

An absolute douche bag of a man, a prick a dick and an absolute tool! Normally used to define a man that you hate.

Sam :- Oh I fucking hate George.
Tony :- Yeah he's a total cock wombler!

by The phantom clock May 10, 2014

Wembley high technology college

Military school but public. They spend money on the most useless shit 0/10 don't go there.

"Yo I heard Jake went to wembley high technology college the poor dude"

by Fuckeverythingandyourmother September 29, 2020

Wobbley Knobler

The act of violently shaking your semi-erect penis in such a way as to mimic a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

I did the wobbley knobler for my girlfriend to entertain her; she was very impressed.

by mattandlauren May 27, 2012

wembley

The small wet stain on your underwear (and, in desperate cases, your trousers) caused by putting your dick back after taking a piss without shaking properly. Named after the English national football stadium (presumably due to the shape of the stadium). Not something that impresses the ladies: be warned, splashes from the sink when washing hands can give the same effect. Um... but you should still wash your hands, of course. Particularly evil on light coloured trousers.

You probably don't want to say "Nice Wembley, mate!". You shouldn't be looking.

by Def Jem May 14, 2005

wombled

Something which has been wombled has been 'taken' from where it was was randomly lying around. This derives from 'making good use of the things that we find, things that the everyday folks leave behind'
To go 'wombling' is to go in search of said items, on a mystery tour of sorts just to see what random things you can find.

We went on a mental road trip and wombled this walking stick which we found at the side of the road.
or, Someone totally wombled my last chip off my plate.

by Sheila Anderson April 12, 2008

Womblesnout

When a woman's breasts are unerect and resemble the shape of - yes you guessed it - a womble's snout

When Jane removed her bra and turned around - she nearly knocked me out with her huge Womblesnouts!!

by Laura Daniel April 5, 2008