Willy womber

A Willy womber is an animal that lives in your bathtub when you’re not expecting it. They’re like groundhogs except without eyes, ears, or a mouth. They start out hairless—at this stage they’re just wombers. After they grow hair, they become Willy wombers.

Friend: “Yo can I use your shower? I don’t wanna stumble across no Willy wombers.”
You: “don’t worry bruh, they ain’t got a mouth.”

You: “I can feel the presence of a group of Willy wombers in the bathroom, I can see it in my mind.”
Friend: “yo chill you gotta become one with the Willy wombers.”

by Antichumfreak September 29, 2023

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Ok Womber

"Ok, womber" is direct response to when a millennial or Gen-Z individual says this to someone who is years, sometimes decades, younger than the Boomer generation. It is a portable and effective way of telling misinformed little shits to at least get their stupid insults straight before trying to act cool.

"Hey, you can't just let the car run without oil. It will blow the engine."

"Ok, boomer."

"Ok Womber. I'm 33 btw."

by Warren Payne November 16, 2019

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smart-womber

Smart-womber is a word used to define a person who is genius or smart by birth. It is generally used as sarcasm to describe a haughty person or a braggart.

Person 1:" My test went really good although I didn't study a word."

Person 2:" Are you kidding me? It was so hard ,I studied for 5 hours but I still don't think I did well."

Person 1:" Who studies for the test? It was so easy."

Person 2:"Yeah,you'd say that ,smart-womber."

by SickyVicky March 24, 2014

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