womb soup 

The tasty liquid secreted by the female once a month, similar to tomato soup. Connosieurs (those wearing Red Wings) like to both drink and play in this versatile substance. Some variants contain stringy pieces of meat.
A proportion of people do like to add some baby batter to make it more creamy during consumption.

She's on the blob, her pants have been dripping womb soup all week.

womb soup by Foxhill October 18, 2006

womb stretcher 

a man with a huge tool,penis,dick,unit,that can go so deep in a womans pussy that he makes her gag

the act of (see example)

Fat Dick laid the womb stretcher to that bitch last night i could here her scream way over here.

Mam that'll be $25 for that womb stretcher.

womb stretcher by LesCrapp May 27, 2006

Womb Store 

A store whereas you can purchase new and used wombs with L.E.D. lighting, infrared sensors, and alarms that go off when your too close to the vagina.

Roomy Womb Store

Womb Store by Dally1234 July 24, 2010

womb socket 

Slang term for vagina.

Jason pulled over and offered to help a woman whose car broke down. After staring down her shirt the whole time she was checking the oil, he said "It looks like there's a problem with your womb socket. I ain't no mechanic, but I'd sure be happy to take a look."

womb socket by Mike Payne May 5, 2008

Womb Stretch 

The effect of a man with a long penis shagging a woman and penetrating that little bit too far, commonly associated with the breaking of a Banjo String. Other side effects include Limp Dick, Soft Ons, Fanny Farts and stomach cramps (for the woman).

A - "Hey mate, whats with the limp"
B - "I shagged my lass last night and she lifted her legs too high and I ended up giving her the full length, she got a womb stretch and I snapped my banjo, stupid bitch!"
A - "Ouch, You gonna dump her"
B - "Yeah, once its repaired, I still need some careful wanks of the next couple of weeks and I'm not explaining this to any other women"

Womb Stretch by Lambardo September 24, 2006

womb spoon 

a male facial hair configuration where the entire mouth and nose area is bare, with the exception of a small dime-sized patch directly underneath the middle of the bottom lip. A.K.A. soul patch . Generally seen on clueless aging creatives or people who don't want to go the full monty with a goatee, mustache or beard, but still feel the need to "express themselves" via creative facial hair...

"Damn Gina, this guy I picked up at the bar last night had the most disgusting little womb spoon, you wouldn't believe it. Gawd, if I wasn't so desperate for dick I never would have even let him buy me a drink."

womb spoon by C-Dilla January 4, 2008

Womb Sniffer Type 2 

New Woman who was a Man who can now speak to women's reproductive rights openly without retribution

Tara identifies as a Womb Sniffer Type 2 and now feels empowered to speak on women's reproductive rights after declaring her new womanhood

Womb Sniffer Type 2 by English Minor 06492 June 29, 2022