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Wollongong handshake

The Wollongong handshake is a unique way people from Wollongong and the Illawarra region of NSW (especially fucken Dapto) use to greet each other.

To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.
G’day Tony! *proceeds to give the Wollongong handshake* Hope you’re doin well. *Tony proceeds to bleed out*
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Wollongong

Willy Wonka's Ding Dong.
Damn girl, your boyfriends is as long as a Wollongong" "What's a Wollongong?" "It's Willy Wonka's Ding Dong, also known as a penis.
Wollongong by ohmygod143 March 16, 2011

wollongong

a north american tradition from central florida.

it is celebrated by a multi-racial community on Martin Luther King Day every january with a feast .
I cannot wait to have chicken and waffles with my pansit at wollongong!
wollongong by lineyline January 10, 2012
Wolloni is a sacred meat, generally found in a Rotten Pig's Scrotum.

It takes Aprox. 19 years to make a piece of wolloni.

P.S WOLLONI GIVES YOU AIIIIIIIIDS!
Hey, that pig died a while back.... Want some Wolloni?
Wolloni by Blaaarrrff October 3, 2007
Wollina is couple goals! They are the couple you wish you were, knew and get jealous of when you see them. They define love, are the best of friends, lovers, and think alike. So in tune with each other that it's mind blowing.
"You see that couple over there? Man they are so cute..."
"Yeah bruh...totally gettin Wollina vibes from them rn"
wollina by GucciGucciGoo February 4, 2022

Wollongong

A shithole in NSW full of drugged out homeless people and dickheads
Person 1: look at that amputee foaming at the mouth in the gutter
Person 2: go easy on the prick, he's from wollongong
Wollongong by 1680 October 7, 2022

wollopawooza 

when a persons face is unmedically lopsided
1- that poor guy looks like he’s been wollopawoozard
2- yeah no one knows how it happened
1- damn i feel so bad for him
wollopawooza by loverofthings August 20, 2023