Wolfman

A man who - do to chronic masturbation - finds his palms are covered in pubic hair. Therefore he becomes the Wolfman.

Ken Gosh darn I hope my chronic masturbation wont turn me into a werewolf

David Oh don't be silly Ken that only happens in the movies!

Narrator: cough-wolfman-cough

by Noble2 September 8, 2010

wolfman pedo

1) to be unsuccessful in life. 2) a hairy creature inside of chatrooms that has alligator arms and mismatched/uneven legs.

dude, wolfman pedo got whored so bad today

by ArandomPersonFromTheInternet January 3, 2011

Wolfman a beer

Similar to shotgunning a beer, but instead of cutting a hole in the side of the can with a knife, one bites the side of the can open

Bill: Dude, did he just wolfman a beer?
Ted: Yep, he wolfmanned that thing!

by Big Jewish Adam October 28, 2010

wolfman kisses

the act of performing oral sex upon a hirsute woman

I went out with a girl with 70s bush, I spent all night giving her wolfman kisses.

by Sexual Ratchet April 25, 2010

Universal Bev Wolfman Bill

This is how we roll in P-town. This motion began as an addition to the verbal call of "shotgun". It involves making an afro with your arms over your head (signifying Bev), while rubbing your hairy forearms (signifying Bill). The motion follows the standard shotgun rules, and must be called outside and when leaving towards the vehicle.

Eventually the motion became so synonymous with the call, the verbal portion of "shotgun" was dropped altogether.

Guy 1: "I call shotgun!"

Guy 2: (while doing the Universal Bev Wolfman Bill motion)
"Doesn't count bonerface! I didn't see the Universal Bev Wolfman Bill."

by Walter 'Cockroach' Bradley June 20, 2008

Go all Wolfman up in This

To throw away one's razor. To swear off shaving any part of the body.

Bruce decided to go all wolfman up in this, and now has a big bushy beard

by 7werewolf7 October 2, 2012

Wolfman Fog

Inability to think clearly due to negative emotional state and/or physical illness, thus giving the afflicted the feeling of wandering through a thick fog like in the old Wolfman movies.

After hearing his girlfriend was pregnant, Archie slowly walked out of her apartment toward his car in a wolfman fog.

by GBorden April 18, 2014