one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Winterbaron

Slash pairing between a grumpy man with metal arm and his smug noble sugar daddy. One of the most versatile ships in the world! You want fluff, angst, trash, romance? They have it all!

"Winterbaron is the ship that embodies 'I could make him worse'"

"We are very soft here in the Winterbaron fanbase. Please don't tell anyone."

by archimedesaaa May 3, 2022

Winterbaron

The most popular ship name between Baron Helmut Zemo and Bucky Barnes - The Winter Soldier.

ZEMO/BUCKY SHIP IS CALLED WINTERBARON AND THAT SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL???

by risadump July 22, 2022

winterwanker

So when a man or woman is lonely in the cold months he/she starts to wank.🍆

When Dalton curved Harley and the snow fell she quickly became a winterwanker.

by Thecurve July 8, 2017

winterwaffles

some small child that roams around the earth just wanting to be friends with people

Dude 1: that girl looks 12!

Dude 2: It's probably winterwaffles...

by CorbynClapper January 26, 2018

Warm Wanter

1. Someone who lives in a cold region of the world who secretly hopes for Global Warming to accelerate.
2. The anti-scientific feeling you get in Michigan when it snows -- AGAIN -- in late April or early October.
3. A surrender to climatic selfishness at the expense of global environmental collapse.

John became a Warm Wanter after it snowed on Earth Day -- April 22 -- for the fourth year in a row!

by Peter Kobs May 18, 2009