winning

being less shit than someone else

"When Daniel beat Jonathan in the "yo momma" contest, he was considered winning!"

by Tom Nashed May 15, 2008

winning

Charlie Sheen

Winning… duh

by KKetti March 19, 2011

winning

-noun
1. The act of dominating life in every possible respect (ex: taking more drugs than anybody could survive)
2. An attitude in which you live life with the outlook that "dying is for fools"
3. Completing a task in such a way that you make others look like droopy-eyed armless children in comparison

Interviewer: Some are saying you're bipolar
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?...I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

by champcharlie March 25, 2011

winning

An ironic declaration that your behavior or life circumstances are an indication of your success, despite obvious failings that prove the contrary.

Charlie Sheen's rampant drug use, hospitalization and rehab for such, patronage of prostitutes, using strippers for child care, getting fired from his job and ranting against anyone who isn't on his side as "trolls," are all examples of how he is better than the average person and, in the game of life, is clearly winning.

by ClearlyLosing March 23, 2011

winning

Charlie Sheen.

“Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”

by bananarchy17 March 21, 2011

winning

something Charlie Sheen does.

“The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning,” “Just winning every second,” “Winning, anyone?” “Duh, winning!”

by yssim999 March 17, 2011

winning

To live a sex and drug fueled lifestyle like Charlie Sheen while banging seven-gram rocks in such a way that your brain fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm

WINNING!

Winning

by mmacado March 17, 2011